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I Kell You!

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Operator: Good Morning, this is Jerome. May I help you?
Caller: Bakit antagal niyong sumagot? Kanina pa ko tawag ng tawag sa inyo.
Operator: Ah, mainform ko lang po si Ma'am. Hindi lamang po ikaw, ma'am, ang subscriber dito sa Pilipinas.
Caller: (biglang sabat) Ganun ba?!
Operator: Ayt..
Caller: Pwede bang magtanong?
Operator: Ah... So, ganyan ba dapat ang mga nagtatanong? Kayo ang may kailangan hindi po ba? Ganyan ba dapat ang boses ng mga nagtatanong, mem (slang ng ma'am)?
Caller: Ah.. Pwede po bang magtanong?.. siiir? (Pilit)
Operator: Ayusin ang boses. Hindi ganyan. Akala mo kung sino ka.
Caller: Galit ka ba!?
Operator: Yes! (Period)
Caller: Ay, hindi na lang ako magtatanong kung galit ka.
Operator: Pwes, di wag kang tumawag dito..
Caller: Ano ka, hiler?! (murmurs..) Isusumbong kita.
Operator: Go ahead!
Caller: Yes, talaga!
Operator: Yes, go ahead. Ah, pwede kang magsumbong sa customer service para po sa mga inyong comments and suggestions. Go ahead.
Caller: Talaga@! Isusumbong kita kay Arroyo.
Operator: Okay.
Caller: Patay ka!
Operator: ekey..
(Matagal..)
Caller: Antayin mo lang..
Operator: ekey..
Caller: I kell you!
Operator: Ekey.. its not kell, its kill.
Caller: No
Operator: Dats so bisaya. Dats not kell, its kill. Ayy...
Caller: So what?!
Operator: See.. Dapat be thankful pinapangaralan kita ng tamang pronunciation.
Caller: Anong paki you!
Operator: Kell, i kell you! Basta..nakakatawa.. hhhmmm..
Caller: So what?! Are you crazy?
Operator: Hahha..
(Matagal...)
Caller: Shit!
(at biglang..)
Caller: Panget!

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Kulit nila.. wahahah.. i'll kell them.. heheh

Vector Art By Rye

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May napagdiskitahan na naman si Pareng Rye ..

Ang ganda... sana wala na lang yung model.

Ay ako pala yun! hehe..

Tanx Rye, more to come.. :P

You might wanna try this tutorial. Here is a final image from the tutorial.


Super Lafftrip

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Got this from email..

Super Lafftrip!

Here's a thing to brighten up your damp days.


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1. YnaKi - An Eat Bulaga contestant was asked by Joey and Vic: Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper?
Contestant: Ahmm. . .Huling Hapunan?
3. Myckle Mouse - In Wowowee, the question was: Kung ang sigaw ay shout sa Inggles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang whisper?
The contestant answered: Napkin!
6. Ker - My cousin at a DRIVE-THRU: Miss, puwedeng take out?
10. Marissa - My friend said: Ang galing no, yung Ash Wednesday last year , Miyerkules din pumatak!
14. No name - We were marketing for an org event, when one of my orgmates wanted to clear the definition of the types of sponsors (Major, Minor, Patron, etc.)
So she asked her grandma: L0la, anong mas mataas sa Patron?
Her L0la replied: Patron? Eh di Shell!
17. Epoy - One classmate in highschool said, Ang cute naman ng sintas mo, luminou! I corrected him and said, gluminous! Then he replied, Oo nga pala, plural!
19. Jen - Sa isang gameshow, tinanong ng host: Anong P ang Tagalog ng storey o floor ng building? Contestan: PIP PLOR!
21. Rome - I had a customer on the line who had a password on his account. I asked for the password but he forgot. I gave him a clue: Its a 4-digit number.He answered, Uhm ROCKY?
22. Slowbyslow - I overheard a lady place an order at Starbucks: One cup of chino please.
27. Jonalou22 - From the gameshow The Weakest Link.
Host Edu Manzano asked: Anong T ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?
Ian Veneracion answered: TUKLI!
28. Joeygirl - We were reviewing for an exam and we were already dead tired. A classmate said, Hala, brownout! Pagtingin namin, nakapikit pala siya.
30. Lewi - Manang, pabili ng bellpepper..
Manang: Bellpepper?! Ah.. Long o short?!
(Lewi clueless Lumapit si Manang hawak-hawak ang bond paper.)
Lewi: Ah, Manang hindi po bondpepper.. Bellpepper!

Stresstab 7 Day Challenge

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I took the Stresstab 7-day challenge. Courtesy of the booth na pumasyal dito sa amin. First day palang (walang halong OA) medyo napakalma ako, ako pa..hehe May ibang pakiramdam and no doubt, it was better.


Today would mark, the last day of the challenge.. It really help me, lalo na yung incident kahapon.. sobrang mastress na dapat ako, pero hindi tumalab eh.. dahil kay Stresstab. Mapapaslumber party pa ata ako. :P

"Stresstab is specifically formulated to help fight stress and it effects on your health and your looks. It contains high but safe levels of Vitamins C, B-Complex, Vitamin E and Iron, all needed to protect your body from stress and its effects."

You should try this! Lalo na yung mga under pressures right now and nai-stress..

Database Locking

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What a day!

Ano ba ngayon? Araw ng Kagitingin? Ok sige.. binabati ko kayong lahat ng magigiting dyan ng magandang... Pero teka, diba nung Monday naman ang celebration? Nilipat naman sa Monday ang holiday diba, pero bakit?! bakit?! at malaking BAKIT -- na nagkadikit dikit sa mabahong pwit? (bisaya?!)


Bakit sobrang trapik ang Ortigas ngayon, parking lot na naman ang kalsada. Meron bang selebrasyon sa Edsa Shrine?! Ano ba to?! Poootttiiikkk....pano mo lilinisin yan! (Eh di gumamit ka ng dalawang sachet ng sabon..waaah)

Usually, about an hour lang ang travel time pero now, inabot ako ng about 3 hours.. 3 long hours... Buti na lng ayos ang palabas ngayon sa TV ng bus.. The Beegees Concert with Celine Dion, natapos nga namin ang buong CD eh.. habang yung iba eh di na nakapagpigil maglakad-lakad. Kawawa naman yung mga hindi komportable sa mga sinasakyan nila, lalo pa't tumagal ang byahe ng ganito. Sus.. Nainip na rin ako kaya naisipan ko na ring sumanib sa mga taong parang nag-aalay lakad na. Bumaba ako sa Meralco at nakarating sa Edsa Shrine, wala namang espesyal. Wala naman palang event eh pero bakit walang umaandar na sasakyan. Pag tingin ko sa kabila, sa may papuntang Greenhills, dun -- sa may banda dun pala ang hebigat na trapik. Ano bang meron dun? Hayy naku.. Yan na naman.. Kung bakit ganun? Natyetyempuhan ko naman parati jan na trapik, pero bakit ngayon. Abnormal!

Eh di sa skul na naman banda dun..bakit ano bang meron sa skul?! kasi hindi na kaya nung school maghanap ng parking place kaya ginagawang parkingan yung kalsada, eh expected na naman kasi na madaming kotse ang kanilang mga estudyante dapat may alternative na sila para sa mga paglalagyan ng mga yun. Kesa naman napeperwisyo ang mga mas nakakararaming mamamayan na dumadaan sa harap nila. Sobrang perwisyo, yung three lanes kasi ginagamit na as parking space na talaga at isa lang ang nagagamit ng nakakarami. Anu ba yun? Antagal ng ganto ang nangyayari dito, ewan ko kung may ginagawa sila about it. Tingin ko dapat yung school ang gumawa ng aksyon para dito kesa sa MMDA, kasi nasasakupan nila yun eh. Unless binili na nila yung kalsada dun sa harap nila. Pag ganun, problema na siguro ni MMDA yung buhol-buhol na trapik. Hayy, mga pasaway talaga. Ewan ko sa inyo!!

Anyways, sa hinaba-haba ng trapik sa ortigas extension, eto, sa wakas nakarating din sa ofis. At first thing on my mind, mag-submit ng log records. Pero wait, anong oras na ba ngayon? Tae!! naabutan na ko ng database locking.. Waahh.. hindi ko na mahahabol to, hindi pako nakakapagsubmit for this cutoff.. Nyay.. Para sa inyong kaalaman, once na lock na yung database at walang log records... wala na.. wala ng buhay.. at walang himala.. wala na kong sasahurin.. How sad?! :(

Alala ko pa kahapon, nagfile nako ng schedules, nacheck ko na tama naman ang nilagay naschedules. Sobrang gustong gusto ko kasing magwork at hindi ko na naalalang magsubmit ng log records. Hayy..

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Pero in the end, BUTI NA LANG MAY HIMALA ... pala..

love you all... :D

Pinatubo Climb Itinerary

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Gusto kong mapunta dito.. Nasa dreaming stage pa lang..


Thanks sa email, Ms Mye... :P At least, may idea na me.. hehe

DAY 1

09:00 Assembly
10:00 ETD Manila
13:00 ETA Capas, Tarlac. Lunch
14:00 ETA Brgy. Sta. Juliana; finalize prior arrangements
15:00 Board 4x4 vehicles; adventure begins!
16:00 ETA end-of-the-road; start trek
17:00 ETA crater of Mt. Pinatubo. Explore the crater
19:00 Dinner
20:00 Socials
21:30 Lights off

DAY 2
07:00 Wake Up Call, Breakfast
07:30 Explore the Place
10:00 Break Camp
10:30 Start Trek
11:00 Ride 4x4
12:00 ETA Sta Juliana, Lunch
13:00 ETD going to Capas
14:00 ETA Capas, ETD Manila
17:00 ETA Manila


Manila – Capas = P280 (P140 x 2)
4x4 Ride = P600 (P3000 / 5 Persons)
1 Guide = P200 (P1000 / 5 Persons) required
Security = P600 (P3000 / 5 Persons) required for overnight stay {air force personnel}
Conservation fee = P50
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Total is P1730


Food: Self-Contained or arrange it with your groups (max 5 heads per group)

Note: Please group yourselves into five heads per group. (For the 4x4 ride)
Pre-climb meeting will be on April 19,2008 (a week before the Climb)
Please confirm if you will be joining the climb.

AJAX ListSearchExtender

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I haven't really explored much on AJAX. Hindi naman siya ganun kabago kasi nakagamit na ko sa previous project. Pero syempre minsan, kung ano lang ang kinakailangang gamitin noon ang nasasaklaw ko. Besides, there will always room for everything :D And today, we have unleashed another cool feature about it. Its ListSearchExtender control. This is much the same with the autocomplete, predicting a word or phrase that the user wants to type in without the user actually typing it in completely. The only difference is, the ListSearchExtender lets you search an item in your Listbox and DropdownList too. As you click on your controls (dropdown/listbox), you will be prompted with a message to 'Type a word', something like that. And there you would have easy selection..

Thanks for this, bosing.. takot... This is located on your AjaxControlToolkit tab on the toolbox. You might not have added yet, right click to your toolbox and add a tab and choose items. Browse into your AjaxControlToolkit component. And then, add the items..

More about AJAX

Bohol Travel Expenses

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Here is a list of our expenses for our Bohol trip.

Source from Ms Mye
Tanx, kinopya ko na. hehehe


Day 1:
Terminal fee: Php 200.00
Breakfast: Php 76.00
Grocery: Php 54.00/pax (total divided by 3)
Baclayon Museum entrance fee: Php 25.00
Chocolate Hills entrance fee: Php 25.00
Butterfly Farm entrance fee: Php 20.00
Donation for Buko King: Php 40.00
Loboc River lunch: Php 400.00 (rate is Php 280.00 but we paid for our guide’s lunch)
Pasalubong: Php 276.00
Countryside tour fee: Php 600.00 (Php 1800.00/3)
Dinner: Php 130.00

Day 1 Total: Php 1846.00

Day 2:
Breakfast: Php 140.00
Shell Museum donation: Php 50.00
Mango Shake @ Hinagdanan Cave: Php 20.00
Souveniers and Pasalubong: Php 810.00
Daks and Gams entrance fee: Php 15.00
Dauis Church donation: Php 50.00
Bohol Bee Farm entrance: Php 20.00
Lunch: Php 351.00 (again, we paid for our guide’s lunch)
Goodies @ BBF: Php 210.00
Panglao Tour fee: Php 467.00 (Php 1400.00/3)
Dinner: Php 140.00
Day 2 Total: Php 2237.00

Day 3:
Dolphin tour fee: Php 667.00 (Php 2000.00/3)
Snorkling: Php 250.00
Snorkling guide: Php 150.00
Lunch: Php 200.00
Gasoline for Virgin Island: Php 67.00 (Php 200.00/3)
Dinner: Php 200.00
Habal-habal: Php 40.00
Church: Php 30.00
Total: Php 1604.00

Day 4 expenses:
Airport transfer: Php 150.00 (Php 450.00/3)
Breakfast: Php 25.00
Terminal Fee: Php 20.00
Day 4 Total: Php 195.00

Totals:
Air fare: Php 4293.00
Accomodation: Php 3095.00
Day 1: Php 1846.00
Day 2: Php 2273.00
Day 3: Php 1604.00
Day 4: Php 195.00
Total Expenses: Php 13306.00

Init sa Tag-init

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Grabe the past few days.. sobrang init.. di lang sa umaga o tanghali pati gabi.. taginit pa ba? hindi na kaya ng aking electric fan. summer pa pala.. Aga kasi nagsummer sa PG and bohol..dko na sana feel ang summer kaso ang init talga..


The summer heat is really ON. Wala na yung mga estudyante sa may amin. Naghahanap na ng summer gimikan. Sana may bakasyon din kami. :(

Tsaka pala nagpapabonggahan na din ng summer station id. Magkakaroon ba uli ng bakbakan sa 'League'?!? (Kapuso vs Kapamilya) Kasi sa 'League' namin, may kapuso at kapamilya. Last year, nung napalabas ang summer station ID. Talo samin Kapuso..wahaha.. magisa lang kasi siya.. ay sori..hehe..

Anyway, yun mainit na nga ang panahon..dagdagan pa ng mga taong nakakapaginit ng ulo..hayy..

Bumisita ako sa Going Straight salon (kung bakit nabalik na naman ako dito?!) Napakainconsistent talaga nila. Kasi twice ako naginquire pero magkaibang price ang nabigay sakin para sa pa-straight...huli..sinabi ko na lang na ang unang sabi nyo eh, gantong price at umayon naman agad. pero hindi naman ito ang nakapaginit ng ulo ko.

Kasi ayaw nya kong ipa-straight. :( hindi ko matanggap na complement yung sabi nyang ba't ako magpapastraight eh straight na naman daw ang buhok ko.. sagot ko, eh gusto ko umistraight pa..wahahah.. ewan ko.. pero in the end, sinunod ko na lang siya na wag na lang i-straight. Gawin na lang kung anong gusto nyang gawin sa buhok ko.